And I was handed a cup, directed to the men’s room and told to urinate.
With gentlemen on either side of me, all i could do was relax
relax and let it flow.
luckily, i stay hydrated and didnt have to worry about the pipes not flowing.
Those that did, after being chewed out by the chief petty officer,
were forced to walk circles around the adjoining room,
stopping only to take a sip, or gulp of water.
"circle until you feel you’re gonna piss your pants"
one petty officer yelled.
"then take another sip and get back in line."
After filling that cup, the fun wasnt over.
with hundred of recruits to process, you didnt hand over your cup
for what seemed hours,
and , do you know what it feels like to hold your urine?
It’s no fun.
Nor was it supposed to be.
Just my welcoming night to Navy Recruit training.